Valentine's Day: Secrets of The Wrong Vagina, REVEALED

(but cycon, you ask, wut if that wrong vadgenda cartoon was made to a braodway musical theatre?)

Every link in this tells a story. A love story. Of tragic, historic romance. Dare you seek the tale, traveler? I know, I'm a couple days early, but I'll forget, possibly, so I'm doing it now, bored, before the children need put to bed.

This is all I can give. (It's not)

This is all I can give you. (I could do more...)

Enjoy. (please..)

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AHHH, Valentine's Day!

That sugar-coated holiday of Hallmark cards and premarital s3x.

That special day where people and [NG-ers?] show their affection for one another.

It seems almost everyone is getting ready to celebrate with the one's they love...

h'well...

ALMOST everyone.

Seems one little fellow doesn't LIKE Valentine's day!

Here he sits.

Alone in his chair!

Never giving a thought,

Never giving a care.

Could it be that his heart is TWO sizes TOO small?

Could it be.. that ...

Could it be that you're an ASSHOLE?

Is that the problem?!

I.. I think it is.. okay...you sonuva-bitch.

...comin' in here and...

"Hiss-ahh-HEART is- two sizes too small-"

-YOUR DICK is two sizes too small, how bout that one asshole, fuck you, alright?

*front door opens, somehow*

Oh, damn, you think it'd be CHRISTMAS with all the bitches I been shoppin' for!

I been everywhere from...Claire's to L.S. Ayers!

Ah, hey, Damien! Rough day-a-shoppin', ayy?

Ha-h-well, not as rough as the s3x I'm gettin' tonight!

I got THREE FLAVORS of edible panties!

Cherry, strawberry... and

PASSION froot.

Shucks, that's nothin'! I been gluin' these pannies together since this mornin'

outta construction paper and.. old macaroni noodles...

cheggitout man?!

Well I guess that's... KINDA edible. Not bad.

Klunk, what're you doin' fer Valentine's day?

h-H-yeah! Anyone

S-P-E-S-H-O-L you wanna tell us about?

*cut to grumpass in chair bout to rant some type shit*

WELL.

Unlike you FUCKING MORONS,

I don't need to MAKE or BUY a little

PIECE OF SHIT present to have a

Happy Valentine's day...

...

...

Come to think of it, I've never haaad.. a...

..happy Valentine's day in MY life...

its always just kinda been a BLEAK and DISMAL

FUCKING REMINDER

of how this GOD FORSAKE WORLD

can come up and

BITE'CHA SQUARE IN THE ASS.

But.

But, this Valentine's day could be different(?).

I met a girl.

Her name is....Xx-GOTHICxKITTY-xXand... we

crossed paths in a single's chat room and... after

hours and hours of

HOT CYBERFUCKIN

she wants to meet me in the park this afternoon!

Aww, i'n't that speshol? Klunk went and

goddim selfa GURLfrend!

Wait, hol up.

You think meetin this chick'sucha'good idea's'gonna

be the answer to all yer problems?

Remember what happened when Cycon met those guys that HE "knew online"?

*cut to scene where cycon sez the enward cuz he dint kno better n thot he wuz in a yahoogroupsclub*

I just thought I was in a yahoo groups club..

(he really did, I swear)

Look, just because CY-CON can't tell the difference

between reality and fantasy doesn't mean I fuckin' can't.

Alright?

I spend HOURS upon HOURS on the internet....nnd...

whats... what's he doin while I'm doin that? nwnhe's

spendin' HOURS upon HOURS DOOSHIN the inside of

his fuckin' girlfriends CvNT, that's what HES be doin.

Goddamn, ya know it?

I'mm'onna fall in love with this bitch-

-and there's NOTHING you guys CAN DO ABOUT IT, alright?

n'w-We're gonna meet in the park'n'that's'THAT!

Wouldn't wanna get in the way of Klunk and his destiny.

By all means, have a good time.

I WILL.

*door slam as Klonk leeafed*

Oh, man. This episode's NOT gonna end well...

*dramatic pause for comedic plea*

...What's a DOOSH?

*go to da park for disappointing and predictable conclusion*

Ahh, lookin' for someone there, sonny?

Yeah, old timer, just... just waitin' on a girl.

Ah, wah... h'that's h'okaeee. I'm h'waiting on someone mySELF.

nnthat.. that.. that's great.. I'm a lil' nervous... ya know? She could be.. anything.. anyone.. ya know.. with

Ahh haaa.

..ahh. I.. I hope she's pretty but.. GOD, what if she's not, what if she's FAT...

mumblemumble whatdidido..dididowith... this.. sign... her..e...

What if she's a really, really tall, TALL woman... a HYUGEBITCH, ya know?

..ahhhereit is.

*hols up sign sez KLUNK on it wif a heart oh no....ree reee reee*

FUCK! (in anguish)

THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS ARE RIGHT AGAIN

GODDAMMIN...T...

*pan over, see girl with the blue hair and the Foamy-ass voice take...yadayada the rest is fuckin' history*

Ahh, there you are! Here's your sign back. I waited here just like you asked me to!

• Aww, thanks! ^u^ I really needed to use the ladies' room!

And so:

Another Valentine's day has passed us by!

It made us laugh and it

made us cry, and yet...

from all of this I think we've learned that.. hey.. HEY GET AWAY FROM TH..eh32i34l8 ;t

Hi, everyone!

This is Cycon.

Happy Fuckin' Valensimps day, you bastards.

-RIP 2026

.. hear me out, okay? I'm old, I'm a hack, and this automatic instagoop (aka "ai") is PRUDDY FOCKIN KEWL.typeshit.

Listen. Before you come at me with your generative typical response slop, ALLS IM SAYIN is that for an old dad guy like me who's glory hole days are behind him (not where you want one, for sure) I get to dabble in the silly ideas I still have from time to time that would otherwise never come to fruition. And, its not like I haven't done the leg-work of making garbage, it's all I've ever done, and I don't think I'm robbin' some starving artist of anything, so BACK-OFF ME, MAN!!

sorry....

Anyway, IDGAF what your "position" on AI might be but if you're DGAF-coolguy (like me), WELP THEN; here's some fun things I pooped out that were either:

• things i wrote and scribbled out but never made anything out of, or
• stuff i tried using ai tools to expedite some of the process, OR
• goop slop poop soup whatever man junk

Who knows? Maybe one day, with these kinda sweatbox-in-a-box platforms, I'll make a new whatever with jokes and stuff or whatever, man, I HAD FUN AND NO ONE TO SHOW, humor an old man, wouldja?!

Collection of songs I woulda never recorded or finished, so thanks AI: Cycon the Bastard on SUNO

A personal favorite, Podunk Paradise, and here's me as an AI doin' the AI SONG!

And for good measure, here's a doodle I did of a decapitated unicorn head for a better artist to finish for something, I think roller skates, but no AI, just shiddy fuckin' steady-hands McCycon.

Hey, yous guys, do me a solid for old times sake like it was 2005 and jump on this, check it out, follow, sub, like, whatever the kids do these days, and hopefully you'll have a good ol' hickabilly cornfed time with them boys (my brother, Jared, and our brother from another mother, Anthony) playin' videogames and makin' JOKE everyone here like JOKE well my friend, YOU ARE IN LUCK.

Anyway, shameless plug for my brother venturing out with Hoosier Main podcast, twitch streams, and lord only knows what else. Maybe I'll even animate something, god DAAAEMIEN in November. Thanks, swaggy bros, UIMOUT,

Hoosier Main - Them Indiana boys playin' them vidja games! - dat twitch tho

Hoosier Main Podcast on SPOTIFY 10/10 for the price! - dat podcast tho

And tell that Legendary Frog guy, hey man, WHEN WE GONNA MAKE ANOTHER MATRIX show? LADA

I've never been so flattered, Steve. How dare you.

RIP stevetherapper

Hey, Joey. Hey, hope you're doin' fine. Hey.

So, yeah, so I got a little carried away here with a comment response on that Matrix thing and, uh, I dunno what the count looks like yet, but poll sample data is tellin' me I'm up in New York, Delaware, and some of the islands that don't get stars on the flag. Anyway, I'm fully committed to the promises laid out here in my campaign platform and my constituents say the only thing better than if Cycon were gonna come outta the time capsule would be if he dug up the other time capsule for the older guys and LegendaryFrog, once again, rose to power and glory here in the pit. Like the bad days, all or nothing, where likes and subs was just a section before "dislikes" at the bottom of original sonic character art and sammiches, respectively.

4 out of 5 guys is one short of a great cheeseburger, but never wrong when it comes to the classics having their reboot come out in some kinda fucky way that the world is ready for: Cycon / LegendaryFrog 2023 - Two Guys Who Get Sucked Into the Internet CARTOON SHOW yes there will be singing, I'm sorry but if you let me down on this I swear I'm going to just cancel myself with some real steamy fuckin garbage and hate and it'll be the edgiest death I can carradine in a batman suit, brother! no cap, bussin fr fr and 12 fps like its sposed to be. Fuck these damn kids, I can't compete with this shit, the escalation of quality is demon magic, we gotta do a BLUES BROTHERS cause I'm real depressed, all the time, cmon Frog, do one for the Cycon man! I never did ya wrong! BLUEBERRY PIE!!! LORD, CAN U BAKE ME ONE!? PLEESASSASERASRAERADSFADSF Adsaf fuck

I regret nothing, delete my account Tom, or make an status for the B-sides like myself, true to the heart of this place and never compromising our eternal souls for subs or that YouTube bullshit. I aint never left, I been watchin' the bleed, but not a dagger in my hand or a dick in that ass, friend. #NewgroundsReboot2023 #CyconAndLegendaryFrogDoDallas

For all my haters out there, check out my YouTube channel and don't forget to like my subscribes with comments! Tiktokussy some snaps, babeh. Everyone message Frog and tell him to get on the horn with the DCK fucker and make a dumb cartoon we can Rocky 4 with and feel something again... do for a man who had it all and traded it for nothing more than the B itself, the King of the Portal, SB, and the thrill of the chase to make that damn list and get that damn PrintShop cert from Flupper, signed as fuck, and a check with the money for the booze that would ruin everything BUT HERE WE ARE soooo LEEEETTTSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

Stay 5/5 you salty little bitches. Ya'll don't tween but ya'll barely make the front page lookin like a million bucks without a pot to shit in. I could show you what I mean but I NEED the FROG. fr fr but ALL CAPS not no caps.

Suck my rod, Porkchop Chimp.

Yours,

-The Godamn Cycon, the fuckin' mythical pole dancin' bugs bunny on meth lovin' son of bitch that keeps gettin' emails saying "you made my childhood" and I can't fuckin' sleep!!!

help im stuck sucked into the internet; the capital city of Internetopolis to be precise.

please help i dont wanna go back to restarting computers for slow medical professionals, i beg you, get me out of the internet and i promise i'll make you a fucking cartoon.

CYCON POSTED = Like. Comment. Subscribe. = the new Live. Laugh. Love

please send subs or ideas for how to get fresh like Jared on the Subway show. italian herbs and cheese only for my gabagool

the weariness of my mortality lays heavy with a sweat-soaked thickness that lingers like the soulless husk that is left of what once was I, oh world of cruel intentions, cast my name from thine lips one last time and curse me into my final destiny - for mercy's sake, you damn fools...

<3 Cycon

...when was the last time Cycon actually posted something?

What are you even following?

Does this mean I have to fucking make something? Fuuuuck...

Here's a poem:

I am become Klunk

Here I sit

Alone in my chair

I don't give a fuck

I don't give a care

I seent the kids follow

I asked the kids why

"new toons in november"

the best fucking lie!

Well, maybe I owe you

and maybe i'll try

cause I'm a dumb fuckhead

who won't let it die

New toons coming soon. Like, Comment, Subscribe or some shit.

There's a good chance we won't keep at it the way we have been, but our podcast has attempted to do "reviews" of weekly NG posts (cartoons). The problem we're running into is the format. I'd like to be a little less of an "ass", but there's a level of entertainment that needs to be acheived. It's difficult to have a serious review on a comedy show, especially when it's mostly visual.

That being said, I'd love some input. I'd love some guests or something, maybe an interview. Really, I'm not sure what to do with the NG stuff, but I'd like to keep the podcast going and have a segment dedicated to either promotion or comedy or something. Realistically, I'd prefer it to be funny.... but we're still working on that one on this end (EH HYUCK.)

Anyway, each show is done completely in farce. We've been doing "mean" reviews, but I don't really like them. No one wants to get picked on for working hard, so I think we're gonna change it, but I'd love some suggestions on what I could do to get some artists involved and how I can better showcase ANYTHING on the show.

I appreciate anyone who listens, subscribes to it, leaves a review or a comment (shitty or not, haha). I'm trying to bring my focus back to this website a little bit (aside from animating, I don't always have as much time to do that). Thanks for the feedback, enjoy the shows, get at me if you think you deserve some attention or something. I guess?

http://www.podunktonstudios.com/wdck/

Hey guys! I'm still doing things. You're gonna wanna hop over to YouTube and subscribe, maybe hit up our facebook, follow me on twitter. Does anyone even use NG anymore? If so, I'll keep posting these updates here. If not, THAT SUCKS. Anyway, stay tuned, I plan on making cartoons, not being a fat turd on camera, but this is a necessary evil of the modern online media craze. Enjoy me being drumb. See you in Podun.. ahh you know....

I wonder what a Little Shop of Rocky Horror Christmas would be like.... amazing, no doubt.

Oh, hey loyal subjects! The cartoon I've been working on is nearly complete, but it's been a long, hard road. I think we're gonna make November after all! Huzzah! (Christmas in November?!) I've also completed some more PODUNKTON CITIZENSHIPS to be released with the new episode. Dustyn Powers, Deborah Woods, and Hillary Bergeron will all get their CERTIFICATE of PODUNKTICITY as well as be seen in the new episode, "The First Day of November", which should be out before next year. If not, there's always next November! In the meanwhile, I'm gonna post the old Christmas toons up on the YouTube because I'm a lazy, fat, man-whore who is hoping to spread some holiday cheer, even though I couldn't put out anything Christmas related this year.  It's been a fun year getting back into all this and everyone has been awesome. Thank you all SO much for the support. You're a buncha saps! Alright, well stay tuned and get ready for the unprecedented: Jordan finishes an animation after nearly 8 years. Hopefully I can get Kory Lee Pratt to come voice the next one, or this will be the a lot of typing for nothing! Haha. Don't forget to share and subscribe to facebook and youtube and all that if you're jolly and nice! Otherwise, go suck a piece of coal, you elf-humpin' grandpa!! Ho-fuckin' Hooooooo!!

Cycon