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Cycon
I'm not really an animator, I just started animating to troll someone on a forum and got kinda carried away.

Jordan @Cycon

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please

Posted by Cycon - March 2nd, 2022


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help im stuck sucked into the internet; the capital city of Internetopolis to be precise.


please help i dont wanna go back to restarting computers for slow medical professionals, i beg you, get me out of the internet and i promise i'll make you a fucking cartoon.


CYCON POSTED = Like. Comment. Subscribe. = the new Live. Laugh. Love


please send subs or ideas for how to get fresh like Jared on the Subway show. italian herbs and cheese only for my gabagool


the weariness of my mortality lays heavy with a sweat-soaked thickness that lingers like the soulless husk that is left of what once was I, oh world of cruel intentions, cast my name from thine lips one last time and curse me into my final destiny - for mercy's sake, you damn fools...


<3 Cycon


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who wants to be on the DCK team and help me setup the patreon then pay to watch me try and keep up with you fuckin kids and your damn fancy animations... ugh, they're all so good.... fuck you guys...

Welcome back

Oh hey, lesser-known cousin of Legendary Frog! THANK.

Just like the high school quarterback that almost went to state, the truth is, i never left you.... all through my wild days.. my mad existence.. i kept my promise, don't keep your distance.

@Cycon Ill give you a nickel for a 30 minute podunkton episode

Okay, but it has to be a 1916 Buffalo Nickel Doubled Die Obverse in average to mint condition, fool. it's your money, but its mine now, hope you like mentos joke cartoons, sucker!

@Cycon well thats it buddy your only getting a pretty penny now

Your name was the last thing I expected to see on the front page.

Everything just came rushing back. Gaia, KCD, Podunkton...Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

In the immortal words of the short asian guy from Ocean's 11...WHERE DA FUCK YOU BEEN!?

Hey, old buddy, I'm glad I caught you off guard with that PTSD, or whatever order you wanna put it in like you did with DCK - ANYWAY, fuckall I been up to. I did some sex and got married for it, doin hard time on the two lives I ruined but they're good kids and i love em anyway. Life, they call it, but nothing feels more like living then these newgrounds reunion moments with the lives i was able to touch in probably mentally hurtful ways, but damn, we all had a fun time of it.

Honestly, I posted hoping we could fire up that old golden community style and start acting like Joanime's gonna come back and Joey Blanchette was the good flash hero and Egoraptor played Anakin if this all was star wars, but the boy could draw some nice rubbery lookin bastards in yahoo pictochat back n those time i tell ya. anyway, hope to see you getting all like this about some whatever the fuck shit im bouda do cause Klunk suicided in real life and his last plans with me was to bring it all back, so here i am baby, without my star but WHATS A DOUCHE and THIS IS CYCON could carry a toon to glory if i believe in the hero i want to be for this run down saloon of a pot.

CATCH YA LATER MYGUY lets get that fuckin collab shit goin i hate those but im in

cycon asap get at me i literally started animating because of your vids i made pussyman im washed up as fuck but ill do anything lets go dude

i literally was just reminiscing your vids and i randomly looked you up and saw this was posted one day ago ill join up

let me join project dck just so i can tell 12 year old me i did and die happy

son, im sorry i done this to ya boy, you probably was a good boy before you fucked yourself up on all this pussyman shit and started watchin my fuckin garbage smut. I aint payin ya therapy bills that i hope you're gettin for the therapy you need from what came out of you and you showed to everyone but im willing to make it right and do something with you just to feel less guilty about all the other kids i fuckin ruined god damn im a son of a bitch. hit me up, son, in my DMs les du dis trash bruh just know im depressed alot and have actual kids, but let poppa make it right for ya and hope it helps your brothers and sisters of fucked up DCK kid casualties cause im only doing this for pussyman

I'd recommend making a cartoon about how you're out of cartoon ideas. Put as much time and effort into it as you want, we won't ask for much

"OnlyHereForNostalgia", huh? Now you're making ME nostalgic with this incredible throwback comment/request straight outta 2005!

Start me a "throw money at the bastard" jumpstarter page and if you can get it to like $30,000 you've got yourself a deal, Mr. loves-nostalgia-so-much!

@Cycon - How strange, that's the year I was born! You're welcome for the throwback