Cycon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I got SCAMMED again!]

Always a delight when you talk into a microphone, but my all time favorite was the podcast thing with Gilardi, pizza vampire, mama mia mia. But yeah, u a pip, honneh

[Clockphoria]

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[Kill That Hamster]

what the fuck is this like joe cartoon tribute? Whatever, its fucked but it was god damn beautiful, baby. If you see Harry, tell him I've got his fuckin bees but their dead, all the bees are fuckin dead, the rest are dying, fuck them bees

edit: YOU FOOL, YOU TOOK THEYRE BATE

TheMagmaMuncher responds:

*they’re

[3 IDIOTS BECOME PIRATES]

All I wanna say is that THIS is the kinda shit I'm talkin' bout, this is straight up SAUCED with Newgrounds golden-era flavor and vibes that all I can do is say fuckin well done. I will leave you with ONE feedback and its preferential, so it doesn't change my love for your work on this.

45 minutes on the internet is a fuckin looooooooooooong time. I had like 1000 internet birthdays giving it my 10 minute mark, and i MIGHT come back to finish watching, but how many peeps you wonder gave you less stars for the length? It's a tiktok world, man, we're all fuckin brain damaged because of it, but if you put this up on YOUTUBES or something, maybe consider looking for ways to cut it into smaller bites, throw some NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z shit (max 15s or something) on the endcaps and profit my dude.

Anyway, do whatever the fuck you want. I liked what you did for 10 minutes and that's longer than I pay attention to anything welp good luck ya lil bastards. Suck on all 5 of these stars and try not to choke on them because you HAVE TO TAKE ALL OF THEM AT ONCE JESUS 45 MINUTES IS A MOVIE GOOD LOOOOOORRRRD ahhh fuck nice work.

[20 Years of Badger]

Man, this thing got a lot of miles. Like my ex-wife.

4.82?!?! Not on my watch, Weebl.

[Car : Neurotically Yours 'Bits' (Foamy The Squirrel)]

holy shit, dude. You're still on here and STILL doin' these?! Fuck yeah, I hate these and pretty much lampooned that squirrel's death in one of the 3 things or whatever I did back when I wasn't a fuckin' grown, old, worthless, degenerate piece of shit like I am now.

This is infuriating. I'm going to go make my own squirrel cartoon series out of spite and coattail where Hot Topic failed you, old man.

But you have my respect for being so unscrupulous by keeping this shit going so that everyone ever to come here can eat the shit us old asses grew up on. God dammit, stop making these.

[The Eyes of the King II]

MAY THE B WITH U, 2 classic and perfect. everything on the front page is god damn terrible except this light in the darkness that is this place.

GOD BLESS U CLOCKSUCKER. you have my 5

[Let's Drink Juice and Get Evil!]

ttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i apologize that my misophonia is also kinda hateful and mean, but fuck, get some S's dude

[Where Did The Gnomes Go?]

Always nice to see the regular Front Page fellas whip out another episode of their buttspunkin' strange style. I get to feel weird about the thing I can't connect with, but it looks great and you've got those OY SHIELA tones that I automatically fall for like a dick to the ass. Every. Damn. Time.

Respect. Is this funny, I don't think its funny. But I really like how fuckin' weird Australian Shepherds are and this is equally "OUYT BECK". Like, "Cripes, ya soggy sanger, fuckin' gave it a noice burl to be bonzer, mate, and looks grouse as fuckin tits, fella. But, its just like its on walkabout desperately lookin' for tall poppies to make a quid and just comes off full as fuck."

Nah, man. I'm not from down under so I don't get it, but I'd fuck a lobster soon as watch this again. What was it about? I don't even care, no drama, sir. Again, a knock from me can't fix an entire continent of what used to be mental patients and criminals. Fuck the british, am i right?

BLAM, you've grown complacent in your strange world of somehow success and I'm acting out in a jealous and public invitation for you to bury me somewhere deep in that ass.

[Eddsworld - Nuclear Winter]

Go back to this art and production and length of vid, this ain't adult swim, pal.

But I respect you for being awesome at what you CAN do. I just don't like it and you work so hard on it, might as well be cool and quick about it.

I'm really not an asshole, I just don't know what to put BLAM THIS wait, is BLAM 5? I BLAMMED.