Cycon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kill That Hamster]

what the fuck is this like joe cartoon tribute? Whatever, its fucked but it was god damn beautiful, baby. If you see Harry, tell him I've got his fuckin bees but their dead, all the bees are fuckin dead, the rest are dying, fuck them bees

edit: YOU FOOL, YOU TOOK THEYRE BATE

TheMagmaMuncher responds:

*they’re

[Pussyman Episode 4: The Curse of Hanakira]

"Pussyman Episode 5: You're not my son and I've come to kill you, son."

This pussyman shit finally comes to an end when a mentally disturbed failed cartoonist learns he's the father of this fucking guy, pussyman. This is the last blow to the failed life of a broken man that has no choice but to stop this fucking shit once and for all and kill the boy that is now what gives purpose to the life he thought he didn't want. Can Pussydad do what must be done or will his newfound purpose only unleash the true devastation of a once-beloved creature-made-rabid by toons upon himself, as it has done to maybe 200 other people that saw this one? Can Pussydad, played by Cycon, kill the boy and set free the man or will he father this evil seed now overgrown and choking out the once fertile land, that which was wrought forth by his own knucklebaby feverdreams, or will a new seed be sown when father and son begot what will be the unholy spirit of this wretched new god that, in a rage against all that remains of anything worth seeing ever in the newgrounds metaverse, revolutionizes the pussyman universe and transform these outdated Newgrounds pagans and the TANKMAN DIES TO BE REPLACED BY THE LAST GOD IN BADLANDS OF INTERNET CALLED PUSSYGOD.

No matter what, peecat fuckin has to die i hate that fuckin asshole and cats in general. Lets do this. I can't watch another one of these, I did the first and hopefully the last one of these pussyman shits but i cant wait to make pussyman5: im not your pussydad now time to meet your pussygod (the death of peecat for sure, we will save that kid doin his voice by god)

NonS3XualActionFig responds:

lets do it cycon

[Expectations: A Pikachu Tale]

Tom, your shit gets stranger by the day. Well done.

RetroSleep responds:

Thanks! Always proud to get a well done from the mighty Cycon.

[Yogi Bear-Dropping a Load]

Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Heeeyyy BOO BOO. I GOTTA TAKES ME A POO POO after all dem PICK A NICK BAXETS. Well played, Jaron, lookin' forward to more!

LeeJayAnimation responds:

Hahaha, thanks man! I'll definitely be looking to you if I have questions too, haha