Cycon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hotel Hell - OddBall Adventures]

Three dudes doin stuff together?! One is a sex guy, one is blonde, one is wearing everything but an eyepatch, pratfall pop culture gags, Scooby Doo, directionless plot, friends doin voices with different microphones, stuff, things... I KNOW THIS.

The Eddsworld formula. It never fails, even before Eddsworld, there was ME doin' that, and before me, THE 3 STOOGES, and before that, THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE GHOST IN THE SHELL Amen.

You get 5 because it reminds me of me except I never laughed because I don't think I can anymore, also, no one said FUCK one time even. YOU GET 4 INSTEAD NOW.

Edit: wait, IS this Into the Eddiverse or something? Its FINE

[Alfred's Playhouse Pt. 1]

This was shared with me today and I'm sad I missed this years ago.

ONE MORE AGAIN.

EDIT: Wait a second, you're into WWII era ideologies now?! The internet is weird. Oh well, make fuckin more weird shit... mein kampf is over!

[Cool Driver]

if you guys need writers, I've got some ideas that are also about stuffing the most fucked of shit aggressively into the meatpipe, reverse kidney-stone style, and you boys seem like the kinda chads i could go down i mean get down with, anyway, fuck you this was really well made and i hated it. deuces, my dudes.

[Normal Sonic Content]

fuckin god damn foot fetish furry porn again...

[Printer Problems]

I love it, now, it would be wild if these two knuckleheads found a spooky old Gateway computer that was ACTUALLY a GATEWAY and suddenly they get sucked INTO the internet, like, inside of it! Tech jokes are my favorite, I work in IT and 99% of the day is turnitoff turniton. WELP, great job with the construction paper lookin' buddies-deal-with-modern-whacky-scenarios-safely-within-logical-bounds-in-illogical scenarios show! Are they gay? I'd like to make some.... FANfic....

[Pussyman Episode 4: The Curse of Hanakira]

"Pussyman Episode 5: You're not my son and I've come to kill you, son."

This pussyman shit finally comes to an end when a mentally disturbed failed cartoonist learns he's the father of this fucking guy, pussyman. This is the last blow to the failed life of a broken man that has no choice but to stop this fucking shit once and for all and kill the boy that is now what gives purpose to the life he thought he didn't want. Can Pussydad do what must be done or will his newfound purpose only unleash the true devastation of a once-beloved creature-made-rabid by toons upon himself, as it has done to maybe 200 other people that saw this one? Can Pussydad, played by Cycon, kill the boy and set free the man or will he father this evil seed now overgrown and choking out the once fertile land, that which was wrought forth by his own knucklebaby feverdreams, or will a new seed be sown when father and son begot what will be the unholy spirit of this wretched new god that, in a rage against all that remains of anything worth seeing ever in the newgrounds metaverse, revolutionizes the pussyman universe and transform these outdated Newgrounds pagans and the TANKMAN DIES TO BE REPLACED BY THE LAST GOD IN BADLANDS OF INTERNET CALLED PUSSYGOD.

No matter what, peecat fuckin has to die i hate that fuckin asshole and cats in general. Lets do this. I can't watch another one of these, I did the first and hopefully the last one of these pussyman shits but i cant wait to make pussyman5: im not your pussydad now time to meet your pussygod (the death of peecat for sure, we will save that kid doin his voice by god)

NonS3XualActionFig responds:

lets do it cycon

[Pussyman: Episode 1: Enter Degener-Nate]

this is terrible in a fucking legendary way and i approve of this atrocity, you fuckin pee-cattin son of bitch. get some help though for real and im proud of you son. its pride, not love, don't get confused about and be a fuckin pussyman about it.

[WHEN TURTLES SNAP]

Oh, hey early-2000's Newgrounds. Missed ya, man.

[Expectations: A Pikachu Tale]

Tom, your shit gets stranger by the day. Well done.

RetroSleep responds:

Thanks! Always proud to get a well done from the mighty Cycon.

[SBC Saves the Portal]

I just wanna know what it takes to get invited to that coffee shop. Joey never mentioned it, so what? Is it like, a little club you two have?

I like coffee. CYCON LIKES COFFEE.

Seriously, though, this was awesome. Long live the King. B.