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[Project DCK!!!]

Thanks for this, looks amazing! Now you can say you don't miss me EVERY day because today I'm right here aaaaaaaaand HES GONE againnn......

BitkadeJ responds:

Thank you so much Mr. Cycon-God, sir! It's great to see you aga---- Oh.. ;n;
lol.

[NG Family Feud: Project DCK vs Eddsworld]

I can't beat a guy that some amazing people helped finish out a series from the grave. I can't even get a new toon out in less than 10 years... I bow out to the heroes of Eddsworld and may the Eddsworld legacy win in all timelines!

...except one of them where all my cool friends from old days come back and are like, "wow, Cycon came back and he's a great dude and dad now and we're here to do it like we used to do, in those days." Then, just as I finish watching the first collaborated DCK episode of all those cool cats that came back to make it and hang out with me coolstyle, I fuckin' die and its a surprise, but no one ever forgets how to do it up coolstyle like we used to do ever again. Also, that timeline, it chain reactions everyone and politics stop being so shit, facebook and twitter shut themselves down on moral grounds and go coolstyle like ol' Cycon used to be, and Putin instead of pullin' some 1940's style shit on Ukraine, splits Russia up even more and gives it to all the peoples of earth that need "a country of their own" and the world nations are like, "baller dude", they help set up and those collective countries become known by all as the lands where the fuckin' coolstyle like we used to could do in those days flows like wine and the stars are on the flag are 5/5 and they call those lands....

NEWGROUNDS.

..but of course then Egoraptor fucks it all up and, goddammit, of course he does, nukes all the things, but damn we were close... and if it weren't for that fuckin' guy and his METALFUCKINGEAR horse shit and his fat lil' choder, it was almost the goodest timeline.

{quick, suckin teeth sound}

.. you know what, thanks a lot, Ego. BIG SURPRISE you coulda have just been fuckin' cool AND talented, as well as dummy thicc, but instead, now you nuked out my cool guy style wet dream reality mockup like you did my heart in this timeline with your fuckin' sweet talent that my hurt feelings when HOTRoss got to be on the "stupid as shit dummy thiccboi toon team" and when my brother BEAT YOU SO GOOD at smash bros that time in SanDiego, 2008, your fuckin' controller was fine but at least the world knows im right cause you did a show about how U FUKN SUK.

Frankly, though, and honestly... I understand why Ross made the team, and it WAS the right call to save that little boy from his Prison Island home and fix his speech issues... I know, I'm unreliable, and my content was never coat-tailed tailor-made videogame parody with low-hanger scripts for the GIT'R'DUN types... it just made me sad when the chosen one fuckin' DARTHED instead of bringing balance to the Newgrounds, that timid boy in the Yahoo messanger chat with me and Joanime, back when coolstyle ruled these halls... when Jo left us, man, I fuckin' went Yoda and watched the coolstyle get ABSOLUTELY murdalated by the AWESOME murders, in person even, then watched the meat get hauled off to all the big-boi platforms, and fuck, woulda been nice to coattail on that skiddoosh like a fucking RUBBERYASS-ninja, but fuck that tho instead, cause im all about that "long live the coolstyle even after i DIE son" like that mufukn coolguy, Edd, that died believing that his love would be completed, in the name of what is coolguy and best way, preserved in the tears shed while forged by coolguy hands, delivered by the hands of the best dudes in NG history.

(whispers his Egoraptor poster) psst. When you and Ross or that bad singer chick with the fro hair are snuggled up, not sleeping, do you ever feel that fear that God would take Edd from us while you feast on these kids that love you and get even more fatter cocked sellin' em that garbage? I fuckin' believed in you. JO BELIEVED IN YOU. Show them what you showed us back then, show us the light that still lives in there... I still believe....

I bow out on this fantasy, though. Eddsworld represents what I believe we should all do more of and be better at, which is to say, long live coolstyle coolguys when they being cool for the community, friendships, love, for the jams, for the luls, for the new kids makin' shit cause they dont get girls but instead saw you be cool with no dads to stop them from loving guys that'll shit up your asshole while they fuck the butthole out of your heart that loves them even when they laugh obnoxiously while they ignore you completely... but fff..-UCK, those some boys still be dummy thicc while doin it makin ya hate your own damn self for lovin them despite their wicked ways... despite it all, tho, it feels great to be back here and.. all this EGO talk got me kinda way....so.. i dunno...

.....FUKET, I'm making the TRUE cartoon about this TRUE story and it'll be an NG exclusive documenary for historical reason and the kids... BUT ONLY if everyone comments Quarl's post here and says DCK wins, thus fulfilling the prophecy i just typed out so long ago here... and, sorry Edd, this is the good timeline now, but otherwise, all you buddy GOD LOVE YA.

- Copywronged 2022 pending, Cyconian Production Studios Incorporated, Corp., & Sons, LLC
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EDIT: Forgot to answer the thing - Something I don't wanna see on the dinner table are Arin's fat fuckin' elbows while he's eatin' shit in the dinner I just made him to apologize for this post while also spiting him for breakin' my heart so long ago. He won't notice he's eating shit, cause that's how he got so fat was eatin' shit outta Ross, but this time I'll know its my shit he ate and now I'm one of the fuckin' dummyboi thicc-tidders livin' it up in CHONKYKNOCKERVILLE where Arin's mansion sits that he bought with all that fuckin' skrilla makin' some horrible, but great lookin', sellout trash. I'm fuckin' so god damn jealous... ugh... FUCK

Anonymous-Frog responds:

Show me pork chops!

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