Hey, Joey. Hey, hope you're doin' fine. Hey.

So, yeah, so I got a little carried away here with a comment response on that Matrix thing and, uh, I dunno what the count looks like yet, but poll sample data is tellin' me I'm up in New York, Delaware, and some of the islands that don't get stars on the flag. Anyway, I'm fully committed to the promises laid out here in my campaign platform and my constituents say the only thing better than if Cycon were gonna come outta the time capsule would be if he dug up the other time capsule for the older guys and LegendaryFrog, once again, rose to power and glory here in the pit. Like the bad days, all or nothing, where likes and subs was just a section before "dislikes" at the bottom of original sonic character art and sammiches, respectively.

4 out of 5 guys is one short of a great cheeseburger, but never wrong when it comes to the classics having their reboot come out in some kinda fucky way that the world is ready for: Cycon / LegendaryFrog 2023 - Two Guys Who Get Sucked Into the Internet CARTOON SHOW yes there will be singing, I'm sorry but if you let me down on this I swear I'm going to just cancel myself with some real steamy fuckin garbage and hate and it'll be the edgiest death I can carradine in a batman suit, brother! no cap, bussin fr fr and 12 fps like its sposed to be. Fuck these damn kids, I can't compete with this shit, the escalation of quality is demon magic, we gotta do a BLUES BROTHERS cause I'm real depressed, all the time, cmon Frog, do one for the Cycon man! I never did ya wrong! BLUEBERRY PIE!!! LORD, CAN U BAKE ME ONE!? PLEESASSASERASRAERADSFADSF Adsaf fuck

I regret nothing, delete my account Tom, or make an status for the B-sides like myself, true to the heart of this place and never compromising our eternal souls for subs or that YouTube bullshit. I aint never left, I been watchin' the bleed, but not a dagger in my hand or a dick in that ass, friend. #NewgroundsReboot2023 #CyconAndLegendaryFrogDoDallas

For all my haters out there, check out my YouTube channel and don't forget to like my subscribes with comments! Tiktokussy some snaps, babeh. Everyone message Frog and tell him to get on the horn with the DCK fucker and make a dumb cartoon we can Rocky 4 with and feel something again... do for a man who had it all and traded it for nothing more than the B itself, the King of the Portal, SB, and the thrill of the chase to make that damn list and get that damn PrintShop cert from Flupper, signed as fuck, and a check with the money for the booze that would ruin everything BUT HERE WE ARE soooo LEEEETTTSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

Stay 5/5 you salty little bitches. Ya'll don't tween but ya'll barely make the front page lookin like a million bucks without a pot to shit in. I could show you what I mean but I NEED the FROG. fr fr but ALL CAPS not no caps.

Suck my rod, Porkchop Chimp.

Yours,

-The Godamn Cycon, the fuckin' mythical pole dancin' bugs bunny on meth lovin' son of bitch that keeps gettin' emails saying "you made my childhood" and I can't fuckin' sleep!!!