Hey, Joey. Hey, hope you're doin' fine. Hey.

So, yeah, so I got a little carried away here with a comment response on that Matrix thing and, uh, I dunno what the count looks like yet, but poll sample data is tellin' me I'm up in New York, Delaware, and some of the islands that don't get stars on the flag. Anyway, I'm fully committed to the promises laid out here in my campaign platform and my constituents say the only thing better than if Cycon were gonna come outta the time capsule would be if he dug up the other time capsule for the older guys and LegendaryFrog, once again, rose to power and glory here in the pit. Like the bad days, all or nothing, where likes and subs was just a section before "dislikes" at the bottom of original sonic character art and sammiches, respectively.

4 out of 5 guys is one short of a great cheeseburger, but never wrong when it comes to the classics having their reboot come out in some kinda fucky way that the world is ready for: Cycon / LegendaryFrog 2023 - Two Guys Who Get Sucked Into the Internet CARTOON SHOW yes there will be singing, I'm sorry but if you let me down on this I swear I'm going to just cancel myself with some real steamy fuckin garbage and hate and it'll be the edgiest death I can carradine in a batman suit, brother! no cap, bussin fr fr and 12 fps like its sposed to be. Fuck these damn kids, I can't compete with this shit, the escalation of quality is demon magic, we gotta do a BLUES BROTHERS cause I'm real depressed, all the time, cmon Frog, do one for the Cycon man! I never did ya wrong! BLUEBERRY PIE!!! LORD, CAN U BAKE ME ONE!? PLEESASSASERASRAERADSFADSF Adsaf fuck

I regret nothing, delete my account Tom, or make an status for the B-sides like myself, true to the heart of this place and never compromising our eternal souls for subs or that YouTube bullshit. I aint never left, I been watchin' the bleed, but not a dagger in my hand or a dick in that ass, friend. #NewgroundsReboot2023 #CyconAndLegendaryFrogDoDallas

For all my haters out there, check out my YouTube channel and don't forget to like my subscribes with comments! Tiktokussy some snaps, babeh. Everyone message Frog and tell him to get on the horn with the DCK fucker and make a dumb cartoon we can Rocky 4 with and feel something again... do for a man who had it all and traded it for nothing more than the B itself, the King of the Portal, SB, and the thrill of the chase to make that damn list and get that damn PrintShop cert from Flupper, signed as fuck, and a check with the money for the booze that would ruin everything BUT HERE WE ARE soooo LEEEETTTSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

Stay 5/5 you salty little bitches. Ya'll don't tween but ya'll barely make the front page lookin like a million bucks without a pot to shit in. I could show you what I mean but I NEED the FROG. fr fr but ALL CAPS not no caps.

Suck my rod, Porkchop Chimp.

Yours,

-The Godamn Cycon, the fuckin' mythical pole dancin' bugs bunny on meth lovin' son of bitch that keeps gettin' emails saying "you made my childhood" and I can't fuckin' sleep!!!

help im stuck sucked into the internet; the capital city of Internetopolis to be precise.

please help i dont wanna go back to restarting computers for slow medical professionals, i beg you, get me out of the internet and i promise i'll make you a fucking cartoon.

CYCON POSTED = Like. Comment. Subscribe. = the new Live. Laugh. Love

please send subs or ideas for how to get fresh like Jared on the Subway show. italian herbs and cheese only for my gabagool

the weariness of my mortality lays heavy with a sweat-soaked thickness that lingers like the soulless husk that is left of what once was I, oh world of cruel intentions, cast my name from thine lips one last time and curse me into my final destiny - for mercy's sake, you damn fools...

<3 Cycon

...when was the last time Cycon actually posted something?

What are you even following?

Does this mean I have to fucking make something? Fuuuuck...

Here's a poem:

I am become Klunk

Here I sit

Alone in my chair

I don't give a fuck

I don't give a care

I seent the kids follow

I asked the kids why

"new toons in november"

the best fucking lie!

Well, maybe I owe you

and maybe i'll try

cause I'm a dumb fuckhead

who won't let it die

New toons coming soon. Like, Comment, Subscribe or some shit.

There's a good chance we won't keep at it the way we have been, but our podcast has attempted to do "reviews" of weekly NG posts (cartoons). The problem we're running into is the format. I'd like to be a little less of an "ass", but there's a level of entertainment that needs to be acheived. It's difficult to have a serious review on a comedy show, especially when it's mostly visual.

That being said, I'd love some input. I'd love some guests or something, maybe an interview. Really, I'm not sure what to do with the NG stuff, but I'd like to keep the podcast going and have a segment dedicated to either promotion or comedy or something. Realistically, I'd prefer it to be funny.... but we're still working on that one on this end (EH HYUCK.)

Anyway, each show is done completely in farce. We've been doing "mean" reviews, but I don't really like them. No one wants to get picked on for working hard, so I think we're gonna change it, but I'd love some suggestions on what I could do to get some artists involved and how I can better showcase ANYTHING on the show.

I appreciate anyone who listens, subscribes to it, leaves a review or a comment (shitty or not, haha). I'm trying to bring my focus back to this website a little bit (aside from animating, I don't always have as much time to do that). Thanks for the feedback, enjoy the shows, get at me if you think you deserve some attention or something. I guess?

http://www.podunktonstudios.com/wdck/

Hey guys! I'm still doing things. You're gonna wanna hop over to YouTube and subscribe, maybe hit up our facebook, follow me on twitter. Does anyone even use NG anymore? If so, I'll keep posting these updates here. If not, THAT SUCKS. Anyway, stay tuned, I plan on making cartoons, not being a fat turd on camera, but this is a necessary evil of the modern online media craze. Enjoy me being drumb. See you in Podun.. ahh you know....

I wonder what a Little Shop of Rocky Horror Christmas would be like.... amazing, no doubt.

Oh, hey loyal subjects! The cartoon I've been working on is nearly complete, but it's been a long, hard road. I think we're gonna make November after all! Huzzah! (Christmas in November?!) I've also completed some more PODUNKTON CITIZENSHIPS to be released with the new episode. Dustyn Powers, Deborah Woods, and Hillary Bergeron will all get their CERTIFICATE of PODUNKTICITY as well as be seen in the new episode, "The First Day of November", which should be out before next year. If not, there's always next November! In the meanwhile, I'm gonna post the old Christmas toons up on the YouTube because I'm a lazy, fat, man-whore who is hoping to spread some holiday cheer, even though I couldn't put out anything Christmas related this year.  It's been a fun year getting back into all this and everyone has been awesome. Thank you all SO much for the support. You're a buncha saps! Alright, well stay tuned and get ready for the unprecedented: Jordan finishes an animation after nearly 8 years. Hopefully I can get Kory Lee Pratt to come voice the next one, or this will be the a lot of typing for nothing! Haha. Don't forget to share and subscribe to facebook and youtube and all that if you're jolly and nice! Otherwise, go suck a piece of coal, you elf-humpin' grandpa!! Ho-fuckin' Hooooooo!!

Cycon  

Well, I don't usually post on here, but I'm doing what I can to try to stay in the loop. Just in case someone wondered. That being said, allow me to proceed....

Captain's Log: Something something something....
We proceed with production as planned. Some of the men are getting anxious, wondering what it all means.. I, too, have become frail with anticipation. Background and character art continue for what seems like days. Weeks. Voice and sound work complete, but there's still the matter of interacting. The men need a break.

We will attempt to make contact with outsiders this Wednesday. The info for this event can be found in the data files of our facebook page. We anticipate little to no activity.

Efforts shall continue.

Cycon, out.

...and this song is poop.

One of the shittiest songs I've written. LITERALLY! Find out more about deep deuce antics over at our facebook. Or don't. Just sit here on NG and BE SOMEBODY THEN. FINE. I'll go write my shit songs ALONE. ...crycrycryrcyrycyrh ksfs

TWO THINGS?!?! I made two things. Like, back to back, month to month. WHAT THE... Someone is animating again... STAY TUNED FOR MORE FAIL!

There it is. See ya soon.

GO TO THE FACEBOOK

NOTICE: Just posted the first promo! It's kind of a test animation, but a sneak peek at what's in store! CHECK IT!!!

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Hey, kids! Is it November?

I'm gonna cut to the chase; we've said a bunch of stuff in the past about making new content and then never got around to it. There's plenty of reasons and excuses, but ultimately that's in the past and we're ACTUALLY doing some stuff now. If anyone is interested in checking it out, following along, or whatever, be on the lookout.

I would love it if everyone would like the facebook page and keep an eye out for posts. I've already posted a bunch of art stuff for Welcome to Podunkton and we're planning on releasing a few short animations over the next month just to shake the rust off.

FACEBOOK NOW

Thanks everyone, here's to the next round of whatever the hell happens. Fuckin' fuck fuck!

-Jordan